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life changed due to shrimp (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 month ago by Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I for once don't think it's fake. I was pretty hopeless until I rescue my dog from an abusive neighbour. Now I bought a fucking house just for her

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Definitely fake, I ain't ever heard of a dog

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the shrimple life

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

They do say shrimpin ain't easy

[–] grumt@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

dayum, I would make a fake and gay joke, but this is so fucking wholesome that I just cant

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The shrimp wouldn't like it if you did.

Also just too specific imo

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

I think it's the first time I tear up a little reading green text...

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

If you can't do it for yourself, do it for the shrimp

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Dammit, if that's not gay, it should be! Because it's fucking fabulous!

I know, I know, we're supposed to say it's fake, and it could be. But folks, never, ever underestimate the power of passion and joy. It won't overcome everything, every time, but I'll be fucked if it doesn't help overcome yourself often enough that it's worth seeking.

[–] menemen@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Neocaridina are awesome creatures. Also pretty hardy, good for aquaristic newbies.

[–] Lasagna@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

https://theshrimp.cloud/