Geordi, I have recently felt a new human urge. It is something called, "rip and tear."

Would you happen to know anything about this?

Oh no! Crysis crashed data. Quick update his cuda cores by reversing the the volatile random memory polarity. Maybe we can transduce quantum eddy currents in his neural matrix, and force his optical neurotronics to revert to a safe state?

Data springs to his feet, ripping the programming cable from his head. Sprinting down the hallway, Geordi in tow, he ducks into the nearest holodeck.

Geordi: Data, what are you doing?

Data is tapping away at the console near the holodeck arch at superhuman speed. His hands are a blur to Geordi, as he furiously loads a huge amount of information into the holodeck computer. He suddenly halts, and looks to his friend.

Data: Computer, initiate program doom episode one, mission one. Difficulty, nightmare.

Geordi: Data, I'm not sure that's a good idea....

Data: Geordi, it is time to rip and tear. Computer, set safety protocols off.

Later that episode: Data's dream program integrated the Doom programming and Data replicates a machine gun and massacres the whole ship.

Well, it seems to be working, but there’s one problem…all of the demons have been replaced with Joe Piscopo!

I don't know why, but the image of Data tweaking his nipples to change volume just leapt into my head.

I blame all of you for this.

... And how do we get into the EQ settings?