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my buddy pretended to not wake back up and then scared the nurse
That’s not how anesthesia works. It’s not like waking up from a light sleep and keeping your eyes closed.
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Finally, time to experience that cutting edge technology!
Saying I don't consent to surgery isn't the best thing to say. But gosh the the doctors face... priceless
There are a lot of good ones out there, but this just seems like a stupid move tbh and a way to get your surgery cancelled
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when I came to from getting my wisdom teeth out I said "you guys stole my teeth!"
Nothing pisses off a nurse than some smart guy trying to be funny. I speak from experience.
Jeez. Medical staff can have senses of humor too. Not everyone is a robot or the same person.
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My god, it's full of starsszzzz
My docs had a bit of fun with me, after gassing me up a bit they turned on Tina turners 'what's love got to do with it' turned around to give a look and a grin.
fade to black...
" hey you... glad you're awake...."
haha ...couldn't resist sorry.
"The code is burned onto the back of my left kidney. If I die, be a hero."
"I want my last words to be funny, so try not to laugh."
"Nobody better touch my stuff..."
Good luck OP, I certainly hope your username is NOT relevant in this case.
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My best line was when my wife tried being funny and asked "did you turn the stove off?" My response was "no" apparently and she actually called her friend to go check. I was just trying to rile her up like she was trying with me.
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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