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Is it illegal to walk around at night with a big package of toilet paper and 6 cartons of eggs? (lemm.ee)
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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

nope. its also not illegal for you to be thrown in jail overnight while the bootlickers figure out if its legal or not.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 3 weeks ago

6 cartons!? Dude, you're going to get mugged, leave some of that in a safe deposit box...

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You're going to get jumped for those eggs

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on where you walk.

Around the block of your neighborhood? No.

Area 51? Yes.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, no, but chances are you'll get invited to some very interesting parties where you'll use the full supply of both

[–] ZERONOVABLOSSOM@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

as long as it is below the limit of 12 cartons with no more then 144 eggs total and you don’t confuse your toilet paper package for paper towels u should be good

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

My momma taught me that twelve dozen eggs is gross.