this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
978 points (98.6% liked)

Programmer Humor

23147 readers
1370 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 3) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

IT guy checking in.

The only time I've even seen drive temp sensor alarms is on server raid arrays and other similar hard drives/SSDs.... Never in my life have I seen one available on a consumer device, nor have I seen any alarm for and drive temp, go off. It just doesn't happen.

IMO, this is one of those language barriers where people call their computer chassis (and everything in it) the "hard drive".

Applying that assumption, their updated statement is: His computer over heated.

Idk what kind of shit system he's running on that 60k rows would cause overheating, but ok.

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As another IT guy here, it could also be a shitty method of analysis that he got from ChaptGPT. As an amateur coder/script writer, the kinds of code I've seen people use from these bots is disturbing. One of my coworkers asked me for help after trying to cobble together something from bots. There were variables declared and never used, variables that were never assigned values but that were used in expressions... it was like it attempted to do that ransom note made from magazine letters but they couldn't spell coherently.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Technically they could have had been using a computer without any temperature sensors or fans and each row was actually a 1GB file.

And also they had a hairdryer pointed the the drive.

It's possible!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 13 points 1 month ago

Hard drive? How old is his computer?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The trick is to take the hard drive out of the EVA foam.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What in the fuck is this idiot doing? I've process datasets far larger than that and never once have I run into a hard drive "overheat". I mean what level of incompetence do you have to have to get a hard drive to overheat processing a measley 60K rows of data?

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›