this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 124 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

always host girlfriend locally.

rookie mistake annon.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Time to go buy a framework desktop with 128 gigs of unified memory!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Unfortunately it's not shipping until Q3. What ~~am I~~ is anon meant to do in the meantime?

A VPS could work in the meantime. It'll cost a pretty penny, but maybe that's manageable for the next few months.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sell their soul for a Mac Studio with M3 Ultra and 512 gigs of unified memory. (Or one with specs comparable to a maxed out Strix Halo)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Time for a new Chinese online girlfriend

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

No need to go that far I have it on good authority there are hot babes in my area.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My new girlfriend Nicole never replies 🙄

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 2 weeks ago

Ha ha, what an idiot. Now, my totally legit online girlfriend also started ghosting me, but that was shortly before I heard about a raid in a pig butchering scam in Myanmar. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, Petunia!

better so i guess