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The United States Marine Corps once had a Staff Sergeant named Max Fightmaster.

Also, there was a NASCAR driver of note named Dick Trickle, the only man in motorsports named for a symptom of enlarged prostate.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 30 points 1 day ago

For looping the Golden Gate Bridge, flying at a low level down Market Street in San Francisco, and blowing the clothes off of an Oakland woman's clothesline, Bong was reprimanded (...) General Kenney later wrote, "We needed kids like this lad."

Dick Bong, the loose cannon that Air Force couldn't do without.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

With a name like that you are destined for weapons-grade mischief.

Ground Control to Major Bong

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Not surprised there are Hitlers in circleville ohio

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dr. Gay Hitler

It's like someone's video game character

1000024835

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sweet Jesus this is a gold mine. George Washington Hitler's son, DR. GAY HITLER?

I have left this mortal plane.

The man who invented the mortgage was named Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barebone. His father's name was Praise God Barebone. First name Praise, middle name God, last name Barebone.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's hard to put them into a 1st, 2nd, 3rd position.

What about Bum Farto?

Dick Trickle?

Or even Fanny Chmelar?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hahahaha, he's very high on the list :)

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is fanny still a commonly used word in the UK? It's not very common in American English.

Obviously it depends who you're talking to, or what about, but yeah. Constantly in some cases.

P.S. In case you weren't aware, it means "a lady's front bottom" in British English, rather than the arse, as it means in American English.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

DOCTOR Gay Hitler 🤣

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

He's a tiny typo away from being dick ina bong

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sorry, I fixed it

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago
[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

America's Ace of Aces. There's a bridge connecting Superior, WI and Duluth, MN called the Bong Bridge.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, it's a bit disappointing. Why not just go all the way and call it Dick Bong Bridge?

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"We've erected a 3-kilometer-long tied-arch bridge so people can get into and out of the Superior bay area quicker and easier, and we'll be dedicating it to World War II pilot Richard Bong."

"Okay, what are you calling it?"

"Right now we've got 'Dick Bong's Long, Curvaceous Erection for the Repeated Entering and Exiting of a Wet Superior Inlet.'"

"...We'll workshop it."

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

"Dick Bong's Long & Strong" is my suggestion

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

https://dnr.wisconsin.gov/topic/parks/richardbong

Wisconsin has them beat. There's a "Bong Recreation Area" in the South East part of the state.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I think I'm gonna head on down to the Bong Recreation Area and take the Green Trail for a while if you know what I mean

(I mean I'm going to take a scenic nature walk in one of Wisconsin's beautiful state parks, what the hell did you think I meant?)

[–] JustinTheGM@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've camped there, it's pretty nice!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

dude probably bagged even more than he's officially credited for too. the guy was a menace to the japanese.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

I've done something like this back in the day

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

I tryed to Google a picture of him, but... 😱

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

What if we kissed on the Dick Bong Neighborhood Terrace…? 😘

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 1 day ago

I ran a tabletop game of Scum and Villainy and one of my players (our pilot) picked Dick Bong as his name both as an homage to this man and because it resulted in all the silliness that you'd expect when trying to refer to each other by character names.