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[–] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the best programming joke I have seen in at least a week.

[–] i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Clanky@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago

I prefer “good show” for True and “bad show” for False

[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Gentleman should be the name of the system. We need exquisite types:

  • int: numeral
  • boolean: veritas
  • char: littera
  • string: verbum
  • double: fractio
  • struct: aedificium
numeral x = 3; // pronounced "noo-mer-al eggs is thadeeEEEE"