this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When asked to explain how it got done:

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you for giving me my new favorite gif

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it moves and it shouldn't, add duct tape.

If it doesn't move and it should, add WD-40.

If that doesn't work, turn it off and on again.

Congratulations you're an engineer

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 28 points 2 years ago

Seniority is knowing in which order to try them.

[–] teft@startrek.website 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] armus@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

The pilots know the inertial dampeners will handle it

[–] Webster@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

For any fans of Brandon Sanderson, this just makes me think of Yumi and the Nightmare Painter

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

To be fair, the engineering solution is much more robust.

[–] Hobbes@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Stop making sense.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Medical is extracting the forks you drunkenly swallowed without causing a transporter accident.