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Any burger that's not at least mostly pink in the center.

So fuck that "smashed" trash!!!

pickles

ketchup

Ketchup

Blue cheese gag.

Ciabatta or brioche bun.

Onion soup mix and crackers and eggs as binders.

But those are just my opinions, I’m not a big burger person.

Killing a cow?

Nah we fixed that

Now it's mayo or those little tiny chopped onions

• Pickles . They ruin EVERYTHING ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼
• Soggy buns

Greenery.

raw onion

Being made in Europe pretty much destroyed the one I tried there

For me, a lot of things:

• Ketchup
• Mustard
• Mayonnaise
• Other sauces
• Onions
• Mushrooms
• Pickles
• Lettuce
• Tomato
• Other vegetables and/or fruits and/or fungi

My ideal burger is just bun, cheese, and patty, bacon optional.