...that can be split in half

Once.

And then one screen starts drifting and Nintendo won’t do shit about it except sell you another screen with the same drifting problem.

Nintendo patents lots of things, so I wouldn't put too much importance behind this, personally.

I'm ready for 3DSwitch

Hmm… the device has 3 screens. (The third is visible when the device is closed)

I can’t imagine a reason to do this… other than to facilitate brining mobile games over.

…

There was a rumor way back that the switch was going to run Android. Obviously that didn’t happen. But it makes you wonder.

A. This is kind of cool.

B. I very much do not want this for a switch successor. As bad as the switch ergonomics are, there's no way this isn't worse.

Funnily enough, I had a weird idea before for a dual screen hybrid console. As a handheld, it would be like a DS. To dock it, you can take the screens apart, dock the top screen, then use the bottom screen as the controller, like a Wii U. I thought this was a dumb idea and that Nintendo would never want to repeat the Wii U, but... Hey, who knows?

Oh look, it's DS2.

Battleship? Guess Who?

Nintendo Dual Switch

Whatever brings us closer to a Switch SP clamshell, or Switch Micro. Or they could just reissue the 3DS every 10 years and I'll buy another.