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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Poor guy. Now he's going to have to sign all his documents in purple ink and write upside down and backwards in a circumflex.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hear these days the incantation is to stamp the paper with a cartoon dog while shouting "THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!"

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!

You really should consider switching deodorant in that case.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your honour, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A. I rest my case.

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"It was the damndest thing. I called a ten minute recess to step out of the courtroom to go take a dump, and when I returned, the entire legal system had changed." - This judge I guess

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

I assumed the judge was going to his chambers to scream into a pillow because the case involved a sovcit.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If this moron was talking the usual kind of shite these loons do, the judge likely left to laugh into his fist or scream at a wall.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

it's gotta be frustrating to pour your entire life into the justice system then see these assholes come through trying obscure bullshit cheat codes expecting miracles.