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[–] Squeezer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
  1. Should also add the question 21- legally smoked in every conceivable fucked up place including on planes and underground trains made of wood.
[–] aiden@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago
  1. If you count me messing with stuff as using it then 9. But they didn't work unfortunately. Born 2005
[–] bushvin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

20 points! Finally a test I aced!!!

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[–] Penta@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

7 Points. Born in 2004 🤔

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

Never had a blockbuster, a fax nor cheques. I can't remember using my boombox outside, C Batteries were expensive and cumbersome.

So 3 points.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

3 or 4 points because I don’t think I’ve had friends with boomboxes, I didn’t use fax as a kid and I wasn’t raised in the states to use blockbuster and cheques.

Maybe I am old but being able to remember the world pre enshittification and constant doom is nice.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Two: I am missing the boombox experience, and Blockbuster never made it to my country.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago
[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Aight, I said I got a zero, and my husband says we both have one. So help me settle this riveting dinner discussion we're having:

  1. Paid with a paper check - I say I have because we've made earnest money deposits via check, or down payments on loans via check. And he says "no" because the intent is using a check to pay for things like groceries. He says weve never balanced a checkbook so it doesn't count.
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[–] amphy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

5 points, not bad

[–] Demonmariner@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I got one point for the Walkman thing, but maybe I just forgot.

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

6 and I feel old.

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

For "listened to a boombox outside," does it matter whether you did so voluntarily or just heard it because someone else was playing one too loudly for you to ignore? In other words, I'm either 0 or 1.

[–] Antaeus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 4 months ago
[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

I got zero points.. guess I'm old now?

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago
  1. My area had upgraded to DTMF exchanges too soon for me to use a rotary phone, and my parents were to cheap to own an encyclopedia when you could just go to the library to read one, although we did have a few of those encyclopedias on CDs over the years

I literally just wrote a check today to pay for a vehicle inspection. And a couple recently to pay some contractors for some house repairs

[–] unsortedcustard@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

fucking 13 😭

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Three. Would have been two but I was a member of Video Ezy. I also just learned if you start a sentence with a number Sync autocorrects it to a numbered list.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

2, maybe 3. Never used a typewriter, never owned an encyclopedia, I can’t recall ever sending a postcard.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] jaileh@jlai.lu 2 points 4 months ago
[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

One point for the typewriter.

[–] Patrik@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  1. Surprising, because I'm Gen Z, but I have used typewriters and Walkmen.
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[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

i'm in my mid 30s, live in the US, and get one or two points. i am pretty sure i've never recorded music off the radio onto a tape. i am not sure if i've ever sent or received a fax. i did record songs off of the radio directly onto my first mp3 player though.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

6 points. I have never used a floppy disc, used a Walkman, blasted my music in public by any means, sent a fax, recorded music from radio to cassette, or used dial-up.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

13 points for me.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
  1. Navigated with a Thomas guide.

  2. Made your crush a mix tape.

  3. Returned a milk bottle for a deposit.

  4. Worn white tube socks with a single stripe near the top.

  5. Hung out all day at the mall with your friends just walking in circles.

  6. Checked out books from a public library.

  7. Ridden in the bed of a pickup (with no seatbelt).

  8. Shared a family sized ice cream sunday.

  9. slapped the side of a tv set to fix it.

  10. Eaten at an all you can eat salad bar.

  11. Used an abacus.

  12. Seen someone riding on a horse drawn buckboard on a public road.

  13. Played a playground game with a soccer ball called "smear the queer", or jokingly call your friend a "fag".

  14. Ridden in a wood paneled station wagon.

  15. Used a typewriter.

  16. Balanced your checkbook.

  17. Burned your trash.

  18. mailed someone a letter as a form of communication.

  19. gotten a busy signal when trying to call someone.

  20. Used black and white film.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Instead of posting this as a reply you should make it a new shit post. I like your list.

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