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Because vulnerability management has nothing to do with national security, right?

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What the fuck is "CVE"? Cumsluts Versus Everyone?

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[–] Australis13@fedia.io 299 points 1 week ago (10 children)

One can only conclude that either this is the latest step in a deliberate effort to sabotage the functioning of the US (and by extension much of the west), or just another monumentally stupid idea brought to life by their limitless incompetence.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 141 points 1 week ago

They're Russian puppets, both things are true.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

I'm half-sure Trump put price tags on everything in the WH and every time you see a stupid thing in US foreign policy (local is guided by P25), you may hear Donald's OF donation bell ring.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

mitre also has some prime real estate adjacent to mclean metro at tysons east. probably enough for a golf course/country club if you razed everything and took the adjacent park lands.

My money is on the second one, but who knows...

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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 120 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ruzza just creamed their pants

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 113 points 1 week ago (3 children)

On the bright side, at least our upcoming American cyberpunk dystopia is now more likely to feature a greater prevelance of lone wolf, broke, two bit hackers as a semi-viable lifestyle/'career path'...

[–] j0ester@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You say cyberpunk dystopia… I say 1776.

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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Adds cybersecurity to resume** Finally gets hired..

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good luck, I've been trying for 2 months and I was a senior engineer.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Sorry to hear that, i wish you positive luck in the near future!

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Well, this way the apartheidist will never see the bugs he's introduced into any of the systems he's broken.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 week ago

Can't wait until I don't have to upgrade software anymore!

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Age of Fire is ending in America. The President is a Hollow working for Darkstalker Kaathe.

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Yes, this will end well. I wonder how the org will evolve from this or will another country pick it up... Will be interesting to see.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be funny if someone started a gofundme.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Why would anybody donate and put trust into a very important service that's ran in an unreliable country?

The rest of the world will probably just take over and leave the US in the dark about useful CVEs that could be used in their cyber ops.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago
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