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Revolutionary System Keeps Employees 5000 Miles From Their Work's Consequences

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The benefits of switching off of Microsoft are many, but include:

  • attractive people will find you attractive
  • removing Microsoft tax from biz and PCs lowers overhead costs
  • no longer have to ritually uninstall or disable Edge or MS Chatbot Assistants
  • Immediate loss of familiarity with MS bloatware frees up mental capacity for learning a new language or generation of pokemon