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as a matter of traditional British courtesy, Johnson acknowledged the candidates he defeated to comfortably retain his parliamentary seat west of London.

"I thank my fellow candidates in all their glory, Lord Buckethead, Elmo ... forgive me if I don't identify them all," Johnson said.

He wasn't imagining things.

Lined up alongside the besuited Johnson and his more traditional political foes were:

  • a man dressed as a furry red Sesame Street character who called himself Bobby Elmo Smith;
  • Count Binface who wore a silver garbage can over his head and an improvised suit of armor;
  • Lord Buckethead, who donned a similar receptacle, colored black, and a matching cape.

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[โ€“] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'd argue that Bojo is also a joke candidate.

[โ€“] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 21 points 3 months ago

And Liz L. Truss*.

*L stands for Lettuce.

[โ€“] Darkard@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Count BinFace is the only man I trust with this country's future.

[โ€“] peto@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I do sometimes wonder what the world would be like if we just gave it to whoever worked hardest on their costume.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 3 months ago

Cosplay Parliament.

[โ€“] Auli@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mature, have you seen how Parliament acts.

[โ€“] Sergio@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago

I totally want my US congressional representatives to holler out a big "NAY!" Sometimes that's the mature thing to do.

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Elmo only got 8 votes? Recount!!!

[โ€“] expatriado@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

he only counts until 10, so when reaching 11 count resets to 1

[โ€“] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

How is Johnson not a joke candidate?

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't see the difference. We both have Elmos. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

But they are on very different ends of the naughty-nice-scale u.u

[โ€“] Haus@kbin.earth 9 points 3 months ago

Missing a cabbage.

[โ€“] lurch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Elmo trying to wiggle into UK politics, too? ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

No, the other one.

[โ€“] jabjoe@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

FPTP mature???? It's the dummy's version of democracy.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Steven Mangan is a very Tory-coded comic actor.

[โ€“] PanArab@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I hope Elmo wins