"The fuck are you doing here‽"
I call my sister 'sis' because it's gender affirming for her.
I call my older brother shinny piece of shit and my sister I just say something that the same level of mean as: wasup toothless (she has teeth so it's not really an insult but it's meant to be)
When I was five or so, my older sister invented the word "cosweb", convinced gullible-little-me it was the worst thing ever, and called me that for (what felt like at the time) months. She eventually just stopped. I didn't figure it out until I was in grade six or something.
Oddly, I've started calling my sister's sis and brother's bro rather recently. 'It saves time on texts' is my reasoning.
I think it might be laziness mixed with too much fan translated manga / manhwa with a dash of IDGAF.
"Rather Recently" is a weird nickname, especially if you gave it to yourself, but I respect your hermaphroditic energy.
If there is a preamble of any kind, it's "Dude" followed by a story of some kind. But usually it's just like... Stream of consciousness. Like. A text will be "so, this thing happened." Or we send memes. That's it. Sometimes we say "hey".
Depending on the specific sibling dynamic, the following is also acceptable:
"Hey dickweed!"
"Fuck off. Alright what do you want?"
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