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"Emmitsburg Mayor Frank Davis voted for Donald Trump in hopes he would cut federal spending. Now Davis hopes those cuts don't include the permanent cancellation of classes at the National Fire Academy, which is part of the town's identity and helps drive its economy. Davis is also a chief at Emmitsburg's firehouse, known as the Vigilant Hose Company."

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/05/nx-s1-5351764/trump-cuts-national-fire-academy-maryland-emmitsburg-fema-federal-spending

Trump killed the Fema training academy. It's not coming back.

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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

🤣 Fucking morons

[–] tamman2000@lemm.ee 46 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

One of the worst things about being a firefighter is how many of my colleagues are republicans.

It makes no sense. You do a job providing services to people for the government and you vote for the folks who tell us that government is unable to do good...

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 hours ago

You do a job providing services to people for the government and you vote for the folks who tell us that the government they'll form is unable to do good...

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 44 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"We're on a very long, slow path to self-destruction," he says. "Every day that this training is unavailable to the locals is one day closer to a disaster they can't handle or won't know how to handle."

He got to this kernel of truth. He's almost there! If only he could just make the connection and apply it to the big picture.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 13 hours ago

If only he could just make the connection and apply it to the big picture.

Narrator: He couldn't.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yet, he will likely never look back to his actions. He'll just turn out his pockets, throw his hands up and say "I don't know what happened! No one warned me about this repeatedly."

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He voted for the leopards eating faces party and was surprised when they ate his face.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

But he will say to himself, 'at least we don't have a Democrat in the oval office.'

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

Pardon me while i laugh my ass off

[–] Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago

Sorry, I'm out of sympathy rn.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 13 hours ago

People are dumb. More news at 11.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 78 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Decades of listening to hate radio and Fox News has taught them "government bad" despite the fact that they depend on it.

Teaching people to bite the hand that feeds them is a cool trick.

[–] Blooper@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Schadenfreude is a shit consolation prize.

I mean, I'll take it, but it's still shit.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago

Scheißenfreude

[–] pfr@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 16 hours ago

Davis is a dumdum

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

The worst part about this is that, in a racist, fascist world, them getting burned by their own hatred is the only downside.

Which means that, from their perspective, there is room for improvement.

Trump fascists are really just billionaire dark government.

But these people genuinely hate and want pain, death, and destruction for other people.

What in the actual fuck, humanity??

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Dont blame this on humanity as a whole, when it has always only been a minority doing this

[–] DriftingLynx@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's a minority doing it, but they couldn't possibly win an election so they spend billions to grift the lower rungs of society.

Without the griftee's the grifters couldn't do what they do, and that's a wrap of US history 🤷

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Religion is the biggest con job of all time, and those at the top are wealthy as fuck, most of the rubes believing that shit get nothing out of it except feeling like they picked the right one.

Humanity it seems has some ingrained switch to believe bullshit as long as you think "you're in the in crowd"

MAGA is no different, in fact there is a lot of overlap, because if you can believe a dude walked on water because some 1000x copied and altered book said so, you'll believe pretty much any bullshit modern scheisters will come up with.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly? I'm not sure anymore.

Either way, do you think it's a gene? Or like a full-on phenotype? Or something else, like lead poisoning or just general cognitive impairment?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Being trained from birth by organized religion into accepting bullshit from shitty people without questioning it.

[–] Brandonazz@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I think of conservatism as behaving kind of like an immune system. People who are conservative tend to be overly concerned with things like purity and group cohesion, and react negatively to anything unfamiliar unless you hold their hand and show them it's ok. Sometimes this is a good thing for a society at large -helps maintain vigilance against external threats- but other times you get full-blown immune disorders, where the immune system can no longer distinguish an appropriate response from an excessive one, or a dangerous agent from a benign one, or starts to attack its own body.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 158 points 1 day ago (17 children)

They voted to cut the FD in a neighboring town. Then they found out the fire response would jump from 8 minutes to 20+ and everyone in that area would have huge increases in home owners insurance rates.

They recalled the vote and upped the budget within a month. Fucking morons.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They voted to cut the FD in a neighboring town. Then they found out the fire response would jump from 8 minutes to 20+ and everyone in that area would have huge increases in home owners insurance rates.

It is like these morons are constantly surprised each time they discover that public services cost money.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

Oh, they know it costs money. They fail to understand that many of these things are worth the money.

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

It is like these morons are constantly surprised each time they discover that public services cost money.

Even worse. They are too dumb to understand that essential services and workers are essential.

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They've been raised on the idea that taxes are bad, and never put more thought into it than that. They view things like the fire department as good, so they can't really be funded by those bad taxes, right? ...Right?

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago

This right there.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

discover that public services cost money.

discover that public services costS THEM money.

it's ok when it costs someone else money.

[–] mriswith@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

At the end of the day they're just selfish.

My favorite example is the "Free Town Project", where a bunch of libertarians from all over the country tried to take over a town in New Hampshire. After they managed to force through cuts to everything from firefighting to street lights, they had a single police officer left. And he couldn't respond to any calls, because his cruiser was broken and they refused to pay for repairs so crime rose and sex offenders started moving there.

Then came the bears.

They didn't pay for any sort of forest ranger and the cop couldn't respond. So bears started getting close and some people spent years feeding them, while their neighbors walked around armed at all times and would shoot at bears on-sight. Which led to the first black bear on human attack in the state for over a century, where a woman was attacked inside her own home. And shortly after two other attacks happened in nearby towns. So the people went into the forest one night and allegedly shot and killed a dozen bears, which didn't help. Some people suggested the city put bear protection on the trash cans, but it was not passed and was called "government overreach" by others.

So the freedom loving libertarians who moved to a town without zoning laws to live in improvised housing and roam free without laws, ended up having to put up big fences and walls around their homes to keep the bears out.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 7 points 12 hours ago

sex offenders started moving there.

Yeah, you already mentioned the libertarians.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Thanks for the information. Interesting reading up on this experiment. Wikipedia have several good sources. Seems many of these people forget the "personal responsibility" part of their (deranged) ideology.

[–] sowitzer@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago

Libertarians in general are special breed of ignorance, selfishness, lies, and zero empathy. Qualities we all have to some degree, but when ramped up to 11, it’s a disaster.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 214 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Davis says the administration is reviewing the academy's operations, and he is hopeful it will restore classes. If not, he says, he'll see the administration somewhat differently.

"It will change my outlook to say that they're not being fair,"

Hahahahahahaha

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 122 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's not fair that I'm getting hurt when I voted to hurt THEM!!!

[–] breezeblock@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Someone asked “how can people vote for him, he’s objectively a terrible leader”. I replied “they didn’t vote for him to be a leader, they voted for him to be a weapon”. Cruelty is the point.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 15 hours ago

Turns out that you need to be a billionaire to be part of the real "in group", otherwise you're part of the "out group" even if you're one of the useful idiots simping for the "in group".

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