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It's fucking impossible to tell if women are interested. What if a woman makes eye contact with me at the grocery store? Like maybe it just happened and there wasn't any deeper meaning.

What if a cute woman comes up to me, says she likes me and we exchange numbers? Maybe it was just a prank and she didn't mean it and dropped a bunch of hints indicating it was just a joke that I didn't pick up?

What if after the fourth date with the same girl she invites me to her place, we watch netflix for a bit and then she takes off her clothes and starts sucking my dick? Does that mean she likes me or am I just being a creep?

Romance is fucking impossible to figure out that's why I went to school for rocket science with a minor in quantum physics.