this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Anon is a cocky dumbass

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

he wouldn't even beat a boar

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I could kick the shit out of a gorilla. Just give me a massive pile of rocks, sunscreen, 15 hours, and two Olympic swimming pools.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Swimming, usually. But for me? Also swimming. I enjoy swimming and gorillas do not.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago
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