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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 years ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

ʘ LATIN LETTER BILABIAL CLICK

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

sleggar
jamitov
bajeena
revive
bring
harry

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules ("tes-ti-CLEEZ")

[–] BellyPurpledGerbil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Chad, Chet, Chaz, the unbroly Trinity

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You got Chazzed!

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[–] lntl@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Keith

[–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd take Steve over any of the ...ayden (Jayden and the like) names, but I'd be hesitant to send it as a joke, as it might give them ideas.

Ken or Nigel are probably safe.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

Stevayden sounds like a win then.

[–] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Child Tax Credit, or, ChiTaC (Cheetah C) for short.

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cunt

edit: why are you downvoting me? I'm right.

[–] brunofin@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Keith

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Ethelbert, Cummerbund, Kevin

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For very different reasons:

Edward Jacob

Elon

Donald

Raven

Leonard

Ismael

Vladimir

Christian

Jim Bob

Chad

Kevin

[–] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Blood Bank

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Fly-debate https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/09/puritan-names-lists-of-bizarre-religious-nomenclature-used-by-puritans.html

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