This feels like when you go to google, and they insist that today is a holiday honoring the 162nd birthday of the guy who invented the pogo stick.
And you're like "Ok, cool. That's not a real holiday. I'm just here to find porn where women tie up a guy, stick stuff in his butt, lock it in place, and then tickle his feet as his butthole vibrates.
But the pogo stick thing is cool too I guess......no I DON'T want to read about it, or celebrate it as a real holiday."