this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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It's been seen in the past that both choices have been made.

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I'd be hornier if I killed you myself.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 2 months ago

Depends if we have access to a freezer. Freeze the dead, and fast until there is no other choice then cook.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 2 points 2 months ago

I have always been fascinated and intrigued by cannibalism. Would love to try it

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Starve to death. Though I might not be able to control myself when starvation takes over my mind, so I can't guarantee that.

[–] amzd@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

You literally eat someone three times a day, only difference is their species.