this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 21 hours ago

I for one would take all the feedback I can get.

[–] usrtrv@sh.itjust.works 83 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've definitely been in a hostel where they should have had this sign. Woke up to my bunk rockin.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, worst family trip ever.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago

mom seemed to like it

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Things just haven't been the same since Dad passed away.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

But did we really have to take such a long break on the way to the mortuary?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Penalty is a million dongs

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

An average Saturday night for your mum

[–] moody 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

About $50 USD, or a million penises.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you get fined in Vietnam, you have to take out your dong in front of the police.

[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Some how more expensive than a private room?

A hotel certainly costs a lot more than that,

[–] moody 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not in Vietnam. At a hostel or low-end hotel, you can get away with $10-15 a night.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

So it's the same price as a cheap rental apartment, $300-450 a month.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

Very Nasty Dongs.

[–] match@pawb.social 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

me when i show up to the popcorn party to provide commentary on my own sex tape

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 1 day ago

me and the folk trying to find her clit together (investigative voice-over)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

VND? Vietnamese Nerd Dollars?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Close lmao Vietnamese Dong

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dong? Well now I know I can never go to Vietnam because I have a child's sense of humor.

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"That'll be 5 Dong"

giggling

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I only have a 4 dong but I make up for it with enthusiasm.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 1 points 23 hours ago

It's metric over there. You have over 10 dong!

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Google dong inflation for more information

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Now, your astrological forecast: Leo, you gonna die; Virgo, you gonna die; Gemini, you gonna die. Twice.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would that count as a type of revenge porn?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Vietnamese DGAF

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Some people just don't care about anything do they. Guess they went to this hostel one time too many.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago