[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago

"Hey Ross, when you were yelling 'piv-AT piv-AT,' what did you mean?"

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment...

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 21 hours ago

They do. They're just drones, tho.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago

Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON'T!

LOOK! DRONES!

Well I'll be hornswoggled in duck sauce! Asked and delivered!

Which fictional billionaire has more money, Forest Gump, or Bruce Wayne? This is the head to head i want to see.

"Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD..!"

Isn't this happening mostly over Jersey? And why doesn't the night sky look like Baghdad, circa 2003..?

Blue Cross backpedaled real fuckin' hard on the whole "we won't pay for your surgeries anesthesia" things right after.

What? I haven't fallen into a toilet once since they created the TSA. Those seatbelts are a life saver.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think it was Jack on Roster Teeth that said it best...

Everyone made their online character for GTAOnline as basically themselves, except Jack, he made a female character. They all start ripping on him and he hits them with "if I'm gonna be staring at an ass for the next 500 hours, i want it to be a girl's ass." I think Gavin even asked if it was too late to switch.

ETA: girls run faster in GTA, so it's the better choice by any metric.

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