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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago (5 children)

what about antarticans?

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

be Antarctician

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know if this was intended, but this was a good joke:

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shit.

Ok it's the GIF of that one penguin pushing another into a hole in the ice.

And posting gifs isn't allowed on Lemmy, just still images. Got it

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It might honestly be an issue with liftoff. I've been having enough issues with it that I've been thinking about finding another app. Regardless, the fact that it didn't load was kinda funny in the sense that I imagine internet is pretty much non-existent in the antarctic unless you're on or near a research base.

[–] pfannkuchen_gesicht@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alao happens with Connect

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Same on jerboa

[–] peterpan520@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

I can see your gif on desktop and Sync for Lemmy.

[–] onelikeandidie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

As an antartican, can confirm

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

they stay cool.

or not (depending on the temp of the currents under the ice shelves between 1960-2060)...

[–] newcockroach@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well the cost of living is quite high but if u train some penguines to get some fish for you then it might work out.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

You also need to factor in the cost of a big coat.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

South Americans chilling.

[–] ArianaGrande@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shot by either kids on scooter, or an off duty cop

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Off duty child scooter cop. Deadliest of them all.

[–] zoe@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

drug cartels and military coups:

am i a joke to you ?

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

non-existence is best existence

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

As a European I can confirm there's literally Isis people all over the place. This guy knows what he's talking about.

Europe a continent known for its appreciation of topless sun bathing, is of course an Isis stronghold, a terrorist organization known for their strict Islamic law which forces women to cover up all aspects of their body. Yeah, that tracks.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

But that would be the last place to check for ISIS members, and it helps build their willpower to Allah. Two birds with one stone if you’re an ISIS kind-of guy.

[–] zoe@lemm.ee -3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

ISIS stronghold ? how come ?

unless u count a random german neighbourhood filled with syrian immigrants and refugees, then, probably yes.

and so is Seine Saint-Denis

Those places just look like necrosed tissue within european territory.

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just be observing Cookies, they tell you what to do.

[–] stealth_cookies@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good they've fallen for the decoys.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

australia is cringe because of our authoritarian ahh government and lack of constitutional rights...

and spiders, yeah

[–] zoe@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

africans die in meditarrenean sea while sailing to europe