No because a snake can't be offended
this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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American copperheads will use anything but the metric system.
I don't know if you wrote this or heard it, but it's an excellent joke.
don’t measure inchworms in millimeters
Ore milestones in kilometers
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No, it's offensive (and typically dangerous) to stomp a snake with feet.
Snakes don't have feet
Upvoted for general truth, but are you totally sure about that?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wv57O_Y7JQM
Apparently, snakes actually do still have the genetics for legs and feet, but they're almost always dormant genes. Almost..
Edit: The video link I posted is apparently of a rare species of skink, but there is still truth in what I said. Apparently it's stupid rare to find an actual snake with even hints of legs, but they do exist.
Let's try that again...
Genesis 3:14-15
The Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, cursed are you above all livestock and above all beasts of the field; on your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life. I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and her offspring; he shall bruise your head, and you shall bruise his heel.”
It's legally a hate crime
Depends on the scale.