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[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus christ, how much do people smoke in these comments to habe wrinkles in their 30's?! It's completely possible to be wrinkle free at the exact age of 40.

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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 2 months ago

I'm reminded of this old Catwoman PS2 game clip.
Anyway, they're not entirely wrong. I doubt I'll live to even 84, so I have passed halfway through life and my whole body hurts when I sleep longer than 7 hours.
So I resonate with the "I know I will die soon" line.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago

Me, over 50 💀

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

I feel exposed

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm close to 40 and I feel like I'm still 20. Sure I sigh every time I sit in my car now and I have some grey hair, but by those kids metrics, I should be with 1 leg into the grave already of old age...

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It's not until you hit 40 that all of this kicks in. You go to bed young and spry the night before your 40th and wake up (for all practical purposes) dead.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

These are... Not inaccurate.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What is this, the medieval times?

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well... they're not THAT far off.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I mean yeah that seems accurate to me

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago

CoTL followers be like

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I’m in this picture. My hair went grey and I have a quad injury.

[–] DrVanNostrand@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I concur doctor..

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