Later, I go home, look in the mirror, and exclaim:

spoiler

When I did it, you could opt out electronically for 5 years, but a lifetime opt out requires you to mail a printed form. I'm guessing the lenders have something to do with that and are banking on most people not having a printer.

Edit: Or having to deal with paying for a stamp and putting something in the mail.

But yes, I love their 90s clip art.

In my experience, it's here.

After I graduated college and got my first place on my own, I had my desk set up in the corner of the living room with a long HDMI cable strung around along the baseboards and into the TV. It was clean. It was a Vizio 37" panel from 2011 so it had no smart features. I kept a Logitech keyboard/trackpad combo on the coffee table and that's essentially how I had a smart TV running full blown Windows 8 Pro in 2013. Tired of desk gaming? I got a DualShock 4 and a Bluetooth adapter so all I had to do was turn the controller on and walk to the couch. Sometimes, switching my sound device did mean saving and restarting my game. Some games handled the Alt + Tab to the Control Panel just fine. I put a Blu Ray drive in my computer too so with some software, I used it as a Blu Ray player.

These days, I have 10 TB on board so I keep my movies stored on my disk, and I stream them over my local network. I'd like to build a proper always on NAS one day, but for now, my gaming PC is also my network share.

If we're sharing our dogs, here's mine.

It wasn't a successful day at the park if he doesn't sprinkle 15 molecules of pee on every tree at least a few times. He also marks the benches, despite my efforts to stop him. He's very rude like that.

He just turned 2 years old a few weeks ago.

Bold thing to say when your house is flammable.

A screenshot I saw somewhere.

If you're just now learning about him, I both envy and pity you.

I hope not. We already have a serious mouse problem as it is.

Of course. He headbutts everything though so it's nothing special

He LOVED the box.

King Glizzard & The Blizzard Wizard

Edit: didn't see this was already commented, soz

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

• ...to get coffee?
• ...for a movie night?
• ...for lunch/dinner?
• ...to hang out and chat at the park?
• ...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.