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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In my programming class my output was always the same, so I know i did it right...

"Segmentation fault"

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought the answer was supposed to be Kernel Panic...

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Oh, crap... maybe you're right.

I got my degree, though, so... 😉

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

My dude how stupid can you be? I can count three problems where the correct answer is math error.

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago

I Googled it and it said you may have connectivity issues.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay, I'm not quite a genius, but I'm pretty sure the problem number like 15) isn't supposed to be part of the formula..

😂🤣

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

It's so poorly formatted. They forgot the "(" at the start of every problem.

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

BTW, that particular calculator model is amazing. I used one in a very dust heavy shop environment maybe a hundred times a day for 15 years and I never had any kind of problem with it. They also only cost ~$12.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

Totally worth getting screamed at, lectured for over an hour, and then grounded for a week over. Now imagine this was an honest attempt. Yeah my mother was like that.