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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm wondering why the man spent anytime in the ER for a bunch of scratches. Looks like he fell off his bike.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, the hand... something tells me this image is mirrored, or he could be lefty...

My guess is he punched a hole in the drywall and his mom pushed him down the stoop to kick him out, hence the other light abrasions on knee and wrist.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago

Nah that is the textbook man child temper tantrum injury of punching random shit and falling over.

[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

They vibe coded GTA 6 from their hospital bed. Love the grind.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fargo (the film) really highlighted how terrible white tube socks are

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've seen it but I don't remember what you're referencing. Care to elaborate?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The scene where he's feeding a dismembered leg into the wood chipper.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And why does that make white tube socks terrible. You're really making me drag this out of you.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you have to ask you're probably a white tube sock wearer and, just simply won't understand...

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