this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
329 points (97.7% liked)
LinkedinLunatics
4620 readers
63 users here now
A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com
(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
I'm wondering why the man spent anytime in the ER for a bunch of scratches. Looks like he fell off his bike.
I dunno, the hand... something tells me this image is mirrored, or he could be lefty...
My guess is he punched a hole in the drywall and his mom pushed him down the stoop to kick him out, hence the other light abrasions on knee and wrist.
She probably forgot to bring him any mustard with his tendies.
Nah that is the textbook man child temper tantrum injury of punching random shit and falling over.