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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm wondering why the man spent anytime in the ER for a bunch of scratches. Looks like he fell off his bike.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, the hand... something tells me this image is mirrored, or he could be lefty...

My guess is he punched a hole in the drywall and his mom pushed him down the stoop to kick him out, hence the other light abrasions on knee and wrist.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

She probably forgot to bring him any mustard with his tendies.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago

Nah that is the textbook man child temper tantrum injury of punching random shit and falling over.