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[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A weapon ❌

Used for thrusting and striking ❌

[–] xvapx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Long metal blade ❌

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[–] HydrogenLine@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago
[–] match@pawb.social 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I was going to ask which squenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.

Why do they all have a certain look to them?

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If Leonardo can use katanas to slice pizza, then I can use this (while pretending to be a turtle)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you pretend to know where pizza slices come from?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

? I don't get get it

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Well it's not infinitely long. It's pi D's long. With D being.. well, let's just say my "peanits"

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago

I heard a comedian call these "infinity knives" a few years back, and now it's all I can call them.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Diogenes ahh post.

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

walking around in Dark Souls 4

Find a giant pizza cutter

[–] tmyakal@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza's Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered "Dark Souls 4" by many fans.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

[–] krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why not? Honestly i kind of sick with fantasy only using double edged European longsword and Japanese katana.

Give something weirder dammit, like Chinese hook sword and indian katar.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

Best weapon in Lies of P.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Uhh duh, it’s an astartes chainsword

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Now stand still whilst I make mincemeat out of you"

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