Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago by bl4ckblooc@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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How long does it take 5 men to dig half a hole?

You can’t dig half a hole!

It’s more of a dad riddle, but we needed content!

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[–] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Are you trying to get us to do your homework?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If the hole needs to be twice as big, you have half a whole hole.

[–] mookulator@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I’m out here digging half-circle holes like an idiot