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Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 weeks ago

Wait until femanom (and some people in this thread) hear about the drip tray under their own fridge

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Fabricated and homiesexual

[–] stewi1914@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Professional chefs are far worse.

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't your underfloor heating deal with it pretty quickly?

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

My butler takes care of it.

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