Genuinely: don't forget. Ask the same question 3, 6, 12, 24 months down the line. The news might change but the need won't

Finally a level-headed take. The world isn't ending overnight, it'll just get shittier

Duh? Who hasn't!

Probably not. By the sounds of it, it's "just" traffic court... You'll be herded into a courtroom with a couple dozen others, and each of you will be called in turn to speak to the judge. Kinda like a pop quiz. You'll be told your charge and be asked a few questions. If you're polite and genuine you'll likely get off easy, since people LOVE to fight back and dig their hole deeper.

Back in high school I was in a similar situation, and basically got it completely dismissed because I was young and it was my first ever infraction.

IANAL

It's not just you

True kings fix each other's crowns.

Because the little shits (affectionate) don't want to put them down when appropriate

Literally just make ads less obnoxious, and/or make YouTube premium not stupidly expensive. That's all you fuckin have to do, YouTube, and you can cut a huge portion of the cat and mouse game.

Thanks, I hate it

Good, stop using Discord to host your shit

Capitalism may hold us back in some regards but really helps in others.

The majority of people would likely be feudal peasants, working under a warmonger family that owns the sustaining land by force. No upward mobility except through bloodshed.