It makes way more sense than the other cults imo. Like, I won’t get disowned by my family if I change my mind, and in an emergency he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

he can nourish me with his noodly appendage.

Certainly sounds more appealing than the blood and body of zombie jebus, I will admit.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Time....that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god's ego. Apologizing for my "transgressions" because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore....because that makes a lot of sense. It's just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

he sees you when you're sleeping. he knows when you're awake

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Ramen!

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Then again, the first commandment

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