But then we get a couch fucker as president.

Dumb question, how would the electoral college be reallocated if a large state like California left?

THRILLHO

Honestly, if they do the same things next cycle, I'll be more inclined to vote green.

"Ramen"

Someone should show this new food to the pope so he can baptize it.

The pit has always been there. It's now just too big to cover with a rug.

Op killed the joke

Someone has never been to most airports. Or Disney World.

Sorry, but soap can be dirty. And I wouldn't clean myself with a dirty bar of soap.

The Cheeto Freak

So you're saying we should all make our own party? With blackjack and hookers?