this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

During sex Ed in school this question came up. I will never forget the answer.

"There are many ways for people to love each other"

My teacher just said it and didn't skip a beat. She just went on with the lesson. Thanks Ms.Callister.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Two men can look at each other.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Use sunglasses for protection.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 36 points 1 day ago

“What’s penetrating gaze?”

“Not much, what’s penetrating you?”

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Subliminal liberal propaganda

[–] marius@feddit.org 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They are turning the frogs gaze

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Not the freakin frogs

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

/c/buttsexx

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminded me when I first heard Smashing Pumpkins - Everlasting Gaze

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I immediately thought of an Everlasting Gay. Like the Everlasting Gobstopper.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If a man has sex with men his penits get smaller because asshole is too much friction. It becomes thin and long like pencil.

Record thinness? Freddie Mercury, 3.6mm. That's what excessive amounts of ass gets you.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Once I read a book by Orson Scott Card. At some point, the protagonist rescued a woman in olden times and another said something like "if that were me, I would have worn you down to a stump from gratitude!"

Like many things by that author, there were problematic elements, but your comment reminded me of it.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 22 hours ago

Yes, I've heard it is very problematic to live with a worn one.

[–] MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The moment when your wife deliver a better dad joke than yourself.

Does anyone have that video of the little girl sticking her finger inside a hole made by her other hand’s index and thumb?

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago