sureli at som point peeps stop repostin dis...... sureli.....
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Oh boy, it's that time again
A bit out of date, doesn't include the super powered pups, rubble and crew and additional experiments
Paw Patrol is a CIA experiment
Paw patrol is really a massive CIA experiment designed to create genetically engineered Super-dog soldiers
This is the only possible explanation for how they can afford their HQ, the high tech equipment, the fuel to go all around the world, and not too mention the maintenance costs.
The 6 pups were not 'rescue' dogs, that's a lie that was told to them when their intelligence grew and enabled them to speak English and comprehend us and eventually became a core part of the cover story. Their memories have been altered so that they have no doubt to the cover story. In reality all 6 of them were genetically engineered and grown in a CIA lab in an experiment dubbed "soldier paw" to create "super-dog soldiers". The end goal is to have a dog soldier that is 100% loyal. One that can easily go into enemy territory and perform secret and dangerous operations.
"Adventure Bay" is actually a CIA blacksite created specifically to train, test, and observe the pups, "Ryder" is actually a CIA operative who's task is to be their handler and ensure that there is adequate progress. He knows of every situation well in advance as they are scheduled by the CIA project leader, Mayor Goodway, who began the project when she created an above average intelligent chicken that she now keeps as a pet.
Mayor Goodway and Cap'n Turbot are actually divorced in reality and this is why the Mayor frequently puts him in her planned scenarios hoping that the pups will fail one day and she can get sole custody of their kids, Julius and Justina (Gustavo is only their step father).
Everyone else in Adventure Bay are all either CIA operatives or paid actors with NDAs and top secret security clearances.
The Kitten Catastrophe Crew was project soldier paws predecessor, created by CIA scientist known as "Mayor Humdinger", dubbed project soldier pussy. This project, however, was terminated as they could not solve the problems with cats inherent dickness and inability to be 100% loyal. It was decided that instead of terminating the kittens and reassigning mayor Humdinger that they would serve as an archvillan type of enemy for the paw patrol. The kittens partially know the truth in that they know they are genetic experiments but not much else and is partially the reason why they are 'evil' and sometimes disregard orders from mayor humdinger.
Any "special" pups that appear, such as Everest or Tracker, only exist temporarily to test specific new genetic traits, the rest of the time they remain in stasis.
At the end of the scenerios the pups collars inject a temporary sleeping agent so that they can be transported to their dog houses which are actually stasis Chambers when not in their vehicle state. This allows the project team to fit an entire day/night cycle into an 8-6 day so that the pups believe a full day has passed when in reality only 10 hours has passed, and also allows the team to go home for the night and be with their families. Occasionally the stasis Chambers fail causing them to 'wake up' and the overnight shift typically only has a one hour warning before failure to call in the main team and any other actor or operative necessary to carry out one of the night contingency scenario while the stasis system is being repaired.
Because of the amount of time that they spend in the Chambers they don't actually age that much, however, at some point when the CIA determines that sufficient progress has been made they will allow the pups to grow to adulthood and transition from "silly" scenerios to more serious and deadly ones.
Ryder and the other CIA "children" operatives are the only ones who stay on site the entire time as they are actually orphans that the CIA drafted for this project. When the pups are in stasis they generally socialize with each other and do typical day to day stuff as they are off the clock (with the exception of Julius and Justina).
There were actually 8 pups engineered, 2 were prototypes and engineered too intelligent and learned the whole truth and orchestrated an escape, their plans were narrowly foiled and they were terminated and all memories of them were erased from the other 6. Rubble however, can occasionally access a memory fragment of them in his dream state, but his sleeping unconscious mind twists and corrupts the fragment, Apollo was the 7th pup that appeared in one of his dreams, but because of the corruption and twisting it appears to rubble that he was actually a flying superhero that was not part of the paw patrol.
Occasionally unplanned scenarios occur when someone or something breaches the adventure bay perimeter, one such event was when an oil tanker ruptured their cargo bay. This ship was off course and was never planned for, the project team responded immediately by removing the crew and replacing them with CIA operatives and actors prior to deploying the pups.
The CIA project team has already began transitioning Chase to training to be a bonafide operative as seen when he was given his 'spy gear' because he is currently the oldest and most mature pup, however he still does not know this is occuring.
As mentioned before rubble can access memory fragments from past deleted or altered memories when he sleeps, the team has yet to pin point why this is occuring.
Because skye has the ability to fly her equipment has a built-in kill switch to shutdown her equipment to prevent her from going too high or going off course. Zuma also has this boundary limitation as he can travel across water.
Robo-dog is a side-project in AI, little else is known.
Sweetie is the only genetically engineered animal to be fully briefed on the project and participates willingly often being a spy on the other pups when Ryder or another team member is not around. being a 'villain' is only a secondary objective.
This is a top secret CIA project and as such there are still holes and unanswered questions, how long will this project continue? how is this funded (i estimate that just providing their gear, maintenance, and HQ cost billions every year)? its presumed that only those with a direct involvement with the project within the CIA knows about it and beyond the CIA only the joint chief of staff, Department of Defense Secretary and president know.
There is suspicion that this is a joint project with the UK MI6 because of the British voices when aired in the UK but little other evidence of their involvement.
This is a lot more effort than the "paw patrol erotica-themed" joke I was going to attempt.
....wow. Fascinating, that is 10,000% more lore then the actual show has, it was just made to sell toys after all. I am amazed, fascinated and giddy at the utter creativity some people have.
It's what happens after 2 kids with paw patrol being near constantly what's on the family TV. It's also why it's out of date, they outgrew it and now watch more "parent friendly" cartoons like SpongeBob LMAO
I'll probably be updating it when our youngest hits their Paw Patrol prime years
You should try Bluey!
The problem with Bluey is, it's so damn good that it's actually engaging for both parents and kids, so there's not a whole lot of my mind wondering to imagine lore
Unlike Paw Patrol which is sooo boring for the parents, leaving plenty of opportunities to create lore LMAO
I like it. Did you know, that Pipi Longstockings is an alien?
Id like to know more
For one thing she has superpowers. She is super strong. She has no fear. She takes drugs for fun (in one story she eats a poisonous mushroom and tries to fly). Her dialogues with adults are often from a position where you could think, she knows way more than she says.
She's weird, but how exactly did you arrive at "alien" as an explanation? I would have gone with "supernatural being from folklore".
Maybe because I am more into science fiction than fantasy 😁.
I recently heard in a podcast I was listening that
ACAB includes RoboCop too Cause He was "Assigned Cop At Birth" I don't know if I should laugh or die 😭
ACAB includes Chase
I'm not normally in favor of killing puppies...
Chase is just a puppy cosplaying as a cop.
If he was a real cop, he'd be an asshole to Marshall, beating the shit out of Zuma, and tear-gassing Rocky (who is the goodest boy).
Although, you may be onto something. Chase clearly wants to fuck Liberty (but really who doesn't).
"Cosplaying as a cop"
Ah, like an ICE office?
I bet that bitch is crazy in the dog bed.
It repost time.
Time to repost my comment!
"All dogs go to heaven... except for those class traitors in the Paw Patrol."
- Luke Correia
Edit: source link https://youtu.be/1CozGopt_KI