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[–] dave@feddit.uk 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

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[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 39 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I'm convinced that's ment to get people riled up.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

they would have been better off asking chatgpt.

how is fox dumber than AI?!?

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[–] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Forked: when you dongle a repo and create a clone

Commit: when you marry said code because the clone is yours

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

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[–] MichaelCMetal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"who is this 4Chan"

God, just stop already

[–] falynns@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They're so fucking stupid and that's exactly what they want to be.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.

Did they let a 6 year old write that up?

THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.

Or am I being trolled.

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[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 13 points 2 days ago

Is this is where hacker named 4chan lives?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should just have said it’s “like email”.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

A series of tubes.

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