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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 184 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's an obvious satire account, pretty funny nonetheless.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

tbf he is right. Who wouldn't want to do the puzzle?! lol

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love puzzles, but I'd hard pass on a puzzle of my boss's junk.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do it hard mode brown side up, tape it together with packing tape when it’s done, and then slip it directly into an envelope with a sheet of cardboard to keep it together, and deliver it to HR. No junk viewing required :)

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good call. I'll ask my boss to mail me the puzzle.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you can, ask him for a close-up. Not for you, of course.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 136 points 2 weeks ago

The only account on LinkedIn worth following.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Magnificent shitpost.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 87 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Great ending.

So, is this guy just a Linkedin comedian? I think I've seen his absurdist posts before?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. He's basically The Onion in LinkedIn account form.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, thanks for confirming. He's pretty good.

[–] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think there is/was a whole sub on Reddit dedicated to him as well. Sone of his posts are genuinely funny, they had to create a new sub because many people were taking the bait and posting his stuff on r/LinkedInlunatics when in effect, he is satirizing those very people.

His user name, was Ken M before though the profile image similar.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I remember the first time I saw a screenshot of one of his posts. I took it literally, but then the thread pointed out that it was satire. The best satire is believable. That's what makes it great.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 71 points 2 weeks ago

Satire is one of life's greatest pleasures!

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago

Ken C is like LinkedIn's Ken M.

[–] nfamwap@feddit.uk 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Might try this. Shouldn't take long to put a 3 piece jigsaw together.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

yeah i enlarge mine by like 600% too

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

#OpenToWork

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Fkn amazing

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How many dick pick puzzles you reckon they manufacture each day?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know but increase that number by one.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago

A very small number one.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

She obviously wasn't hired for her puzzlin' skills.

[–] pero@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The year is 2036, all forms of pornography have been banned. To send a dick pic to a girl you must use encryption methods, like a jigsaw puzzle.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Southpark did it best. The entire internet collapsed. After getting it back up again, they go to an old dude at a remote farm that sent the first information through the new internet. They ask him what he did, he says "sent a email to a friend". "What specifically?" "Showed him my dick, called him a fag"

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can write dick on linkedin

[–] yuri@pawb.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

maybe you can.

i’m a professional.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A professional dick writer?

[–] yuri@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How did you get that knowledge?

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

mostly stalking. Personally never used linkedin and can't find any reason to do so in future either.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't want to see his dick... but I would still do that puzzle.