So did your mom! (And I assume my mom too but it's not something I like to think of, lol)
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And I assume my mom too
Can confirm
Makes me think of the sister I could have had that my mom washed down her throat with a gulp of vodka
Are you implying your mom swallowed your seed? Because that's incest
Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole "sperm = child" thing never clicked for me. Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.
I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it's maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don't know, where the pictured character actually eats children.
Same here
Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child?
Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.
It still works as a joke though...like when Bill Hicks would say that he has wiped entire nations off of his stomach with an old gym sock
Now I am wondering what you meant when you said all moms have done it, because eating period doesn’t exactly sound any better haha. But yeah, it didn’t click for me either. I was pretty surely they didn’t mean eating their granddaughter’s pussy or actually children so what else could it be? But sperm make sense because of the pro life movement.
Edit: ignore the first part, I thought you were op lol
That's too much.
Sperm is not people. Unless you're squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn't work.
You must be fun at parties.
Funnier than religious nuts!
I wonder if there's a porn of that
R34
THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.
How are you doing fellow sex haver?
Yes, I also participate in the sex
I confirm sex has been had
Not only sex, but seventh and eights too!
Is vore possible?
Damn, E hit Cronus hard
A pic of Emily Blunt would be much more accurate.
Why?
She eats babbies.