this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 week ago

> straight
> nothing about that greentext was straight

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 43 points 1 week ago

There is no heterosexual explanation for this

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fake: is living a lie

Gay: jerks off to guys

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Gay and real

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

war thunder is bukakke with extra steps (and chains)?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As soon as I read >straight I know I'm about to read borderline gay smut.

This guy has been on 4chan way long and is stuck in a quantum state of hating gays but being gay

[–] Tillman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Sen Graham’s anon account is a great follow.