"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "
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Zoltan!
And theeeeeen?
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A lot of Arnie and no "hasta la vista, baby"
Baffling
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We both like soup.
Bitches leave.
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Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Cattle mutilations are up.
And your GF sleeps above the covers
Six feet above the covers!
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Best opening lines with the most exposition. We learned everything we needed to know
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Smell your hand!