"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "
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I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!
I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
The stars! They are not in position!
Bitches leave.
No luck catching them (swans/killers), then?
We both like soup.
"I feel the need..."
(I don't even have to finish the line.)
That dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frizbee.
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Here's mine:
"I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!"
Too late, Nathan. Too late.
Denny Crane
"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)
Woah, gotta be honest, wasn't expecting a Waiting for Guffman line. There's so many good ones in that movie lol. Some I still quote 20y later:
- I didn't know deers could...could do that
- Contrary to popular belief, I don't see well without my glasses
- Look out!
Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:
Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick
You know what you people are, you're bastard people
I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow
Was that a goat?
Big Trouble
Brenda?
"he can't see without his glasses"