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[โ€“] zell565@lemmus.org 3 points 1 month ago

"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "

[โ€“] mossberg590@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!

I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.

[โ€“] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The stars! They are not in position!

[โ€“] pseudonaut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Bitches leave.

[โ€“] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

No luck catching them (swans/killers), then?

[โ€“] theedqueen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We both like soup.

[โ€“] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

"I feel the need..."

(I don't even have to finish the line.)

[โ€“] bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I have no response to that."

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That dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frizbee.

[โ€“] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

lithium is no longer available on credit

[โ€“] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Here's mine:

"I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!"

Too late, Nathan. Too late.

[โ€“] gabbath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Denny Crane

[โ€“] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)

[โ€“] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woah, gotta be honest, wasn't expecting a Waiting for Guffman line. There's so many good ones in that movie lol. Some I still quote 20y later:

  • I didn't know deers could...could do that
  • Contrary to popular belief, I don't see well without my glasses
  • Look out!
[โ€“] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you're bastard people

I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow

[โ€“] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Was that a goat?

Big Trouble

[โ€“] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"he can't see without his glasses"

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