236

Embracing a fixation (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

14 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 14 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

"One call, that's all."

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Has child services checked in on this kid? Looks like they’re sending some fairly loud covert signals

[-] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Plot twist the lawyer is his Dad that lost custody in the divorce.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago

Iirc the lawyer was invited to come but didn't and wrote a letter about how he could be a future competitor or something. It was funny

[-] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

At first I thought this could be an onion article. Then I realized it was too specifically strange to be an onion article.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Onion doesn't write parody anymore.

It's more like stories that haven't happened yet.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 11 months ago

would a kid grow out of this? anyone have any experience with this level of obsession?

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Toddlers fixate on stuff. It'll be something else in 6 months

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago

Seems like an odd thing to focus on, but maybe the kid is autistic.

[-] TulipanJones@kbin.social 36 points 11 months ago

I diagnose this kid with childhood. Toddlers are weird

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

What do I owe you doc?

[-] Kitikuru@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Just your firstborn and a yearly subscription to Netflix

[-] mishielda1234@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

It's cause you didn't grow up in New Orleans lol, Morris Bart is a cultural phenomena there

this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023

236 points (97.6% liked)

Funny

6778 readers

356 users here now

General rules:

Be kind.
All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS