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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

“Apparently, if this brat doesn’t get her lunch, she complains that she’s hungry and that she has trouble paying attention in school. Who does she think she is—some VIP who gets to go through childhood without having her growth stunted from lack of nourishment? It’s complete lunacy.”

This isn’t even remotely satire. This is literally what every republican thinks.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Get back in the mines. /s

[–] GeekyOnion@beehaw.org 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I want to know why any of those kids who want to eat aren't at a full-time factory job. USiPhones won't make themselves. /s