Is this kinda like how our management team calls the ‘users’ table in our DB the ‘Identity Store”?
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Well yes, you're going to need a lot of buckets to create a lake
Next buzzword: Big Bucket
Gotta have a big bucket to hold that big data.
So much nomenclature in tech is watered down and obfuscated because we let marketing monkeys make decisions.
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You're wrong, I got a data lake of s3 buckets with parquet files at work. We're totally different.