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[–] hark@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can you stand 30 minutes of work?

[–] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

We don’t know if it was all at once or spread over 3 years.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you run away to an island after only half an hour of work ... I don't think you'll be spending 30 years there ... you'll be spending the rest of your life there

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the plan. Who even has 30 years left anyways?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Even if you have 30 years of life left, I don't think the average person (including me) could survive 30 days in a deserted island. Which means you would spend the rest of your life there.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I had the balls for credit card fraud. I promise I wouldn't buy bullshit yachts or fancy mansions.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, no, of course not. Just sensible yachts and mansions.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

The most somber and trustworthy yachts and mansions.

Practical austentation is the mark of true class.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

To a remote island.

If you disappear on a remote island, you get a Wilson and lose a few teeth, along with most of your marbles.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Can I choose cabin in the woods instead?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you're a teacher. Then pls don't.

[–] LazyWatermelon3623@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why aren't teachers allowed to disappear? I imagine being a teacher in today's society seems pretty pointless anyway.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Almost as pointless as being a soldier in early 1940's France.