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What guarantees you'd not make another one?
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What's with all the questions?
Will you accept cache?
Depends, which level?
can I?
I don't know, can you?
So you have a cottage food license? I don't support black market baked goods.
I'll give you $0.50.
You're really gonna low ball me? After all the love, sweat, and tears that went into making this one-of-a-kind cookie?
Pretty sure the bodily fluids void your food license.
If the recipe calls for it, I put it in.
Who do you think you are? Mrs. Fields?
I'm pieguy, and my cookies will run laps around this Mrs. Fields any day of the week, even Friday evening!
Is this still available?
Auction remains open until ~21:25 UTC tomorrow!
What's the buyer's premium?
$0.00
What's your license number?
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Oh shit, put me down for $3000.
I’ll give you the picture of a judgmental rabbit for it.
Is it worth $50 at least?
It can be! I can even mint it as an NFT if you’d like!
Serious buyers only.
I'll bid about 6 dog pictures.
Are 6 dog pictures worth $3005 or more?
Hmmmm... Art is subjective, but, I believe them to be priceless. Frankly, for just the last cookie, an absolute bargain.
Have they been professionally appraised?
Yes, by my entire family, several friends and acquaintances as well. Some random people in youtube comment sections also appreciated the quality.
Very well, I will accept this as a bid for $3005
Does it come packaged and sealed in a controlled environment?
Yes, the cookie will be shipped in a state-of-the-art quality-preserving Tupperware, that's included FOR FREE!
What a deal! Wowie!
What's wrong with it?
What makes you think something is wrong with it?
Why so cheap?
Someone else bid $3000, you think that's cheap?
Is it still alive?
does this come with an award-winning recipe?
It comes from an award-winning recipe.
which award
The prestigious "pieguy's friends said this cookie recipe is really good" award.
Do you deliver?
Shipping extra.