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So you have a cottage food license? I don't support black market baked goods.
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2025
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What guarantees you'd not make another one?
What's with all the questions?
Is this still available?
Auction remains open until ~21:25 UTC tomorrow!
What's the buyer's premium?
$0.00
What's your license number?
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I'll give you $0.50.
You're really gonna low ball me? After all the love, sweat, and tears that went into making this one-of-a-kind cookie?
Pretty sure the bodily fluids void your food license.
If the recipe calls for it, I put it in.
Who do you think you are? Mrs. Fields?
I'm pieguy, and my cookies will run laps around this Mrs. Fields any day of the week, even Friday evening!
Oh shit, put me down for $3000.
Will you accept cache?
Depends, which level?
I’ll give you the picture of a judgmental rabbit for it.
I'll bid about 6 dog pictures.
Are 6 dog pictures worth $3005 or more?
Hmmmm... Art is subjective, but, I believe them to be priceless. Frankly, for just the last cookie, an absolute bargain.
Have they been professionally appraised?
Yes, by my entire family, several friends and acquaintances as well. Some random people in youtube comment sections also appreciated the quality.
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does this come with an award-winning recipe?
can I?
I don't know, can you?
Does it come packaged and sealed in a controlled environment?
Yes, the cookie will be shipped in a state-of-the-art quality-preserving Tupperware, that's included FOR FREE!
What a deal! Wowie!
AUCTION NOW CLOSED!
Congratulations to @FerretyFever0@fedia.io on making the highest bid of $3005.
Please send me your address and port number and the cookie will be delivered to you in due time.
Well shit
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Woah. It's a fellow pie guy.
Sorry, the auction is now closed.
Is this still available?
That's out of my hands now.
What's wrong with it?
What makes you think something is wrong with it?
Why so cheap?
Someone else bid $3000, you think that's cheap?
Is it still alive?
Yes, it is still available.
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